Sat Apr 05
FRIENDS
Author：Noritaka
Rachel: There’s been a teeny-teeny change in plans. It turns out that I’m not free tonight. So…
Emily: Really?! Well, that’s just lovely, isn’t it? I must’ve missed your call, even though I didn’t leave the flat all day.
Rachel: Oh well, no…
Emily: Oh, no-no-no, that’s not rude. It’s perfectly in keeping with a trip that I’ve already been run down by one of your wiener carts, and been strip-searched at John F.Kennedy Airport. Apparently to you people, I look like someone who’s got a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bum.